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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. 

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. 

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one 

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. 

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. 

Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? 

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart 

Dispatcher: Is this her first child? 

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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