Funny Bar Jokes

Thursday, August 15, 2013

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Working Cards at ATMs

Thursday, August 15, 2013

One day in line for the automatic teller I overheard: [Person 1]: Gee, I don't get it.. [Person 2]: What's wrong? [Person 1]: My card wont work. [Person 2]: Did anything happen to it? [Person 1]: I don't think so... It wasn't working very well for a while, so I rubbed the strip on the back w

God Story

Monday, August 5, 2013

One day boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. He prayed for more than week but no interesting thing happened.He then made a decision to create God a letter asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to   God, they decided to

Leftovers Peanuts

Sunday, August 4, 2013

A priest was visiting an old Lady in her home. She offered him coffee and they sat down in the living room for a nice chat.   After a while the man saw a bowl of peanuts at the side table. He asked the old Lady if he could have one. She said of course, help yourself.   After

Child Funny Stories

Saturday, August 3, 2013

One day a small kid is asking his mom about, "how man take part of the world first time?"  Mom : My Son, First God make a lady called "Eva" and a man called "Adam" and they had babies and we are here due to result of them. It was a chain process.  Son : But mom father says a different

An Honest Lawyer

Saturday, August 3, 2013

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "i

Mr Rabbit and Mr Bear

Friday, August 2, 2013

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.  One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when

How to Catch a Rabbit

Friday, August 2, 2013

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.   The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the fo

When a lawyer died

Thursday, August 1, 2013

A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "S

The First Man to You

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?"    Her