The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in.
They
place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After
two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it
coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
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