[Person 1]: I don't think so... It wasn't working very well for a while,
so I rubbed the strip on the back with a magnet to recharge it... Now
it isn't working at all!
One day boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. He prayed for more than week but no interesting thing happened. He then made a decision to create God a letter asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President amazed as well as interested and he instructed his admin to send the little child a $5.00 money voucher. President Bush thought this could appear to be a lot of cash with a little boy. The small boy was thrilled using the $5.00 and sitting into create any thanks take notice in order to be able for you to help God, which examine: Beloved God, Thanks to you regarding delivering the money, however, I seen which for whatever reason you had to deliver it by means of California D.C. and also, as usual, individuals thieves subtracted $95.00.
One day a small kid is asking his mom about,
"how man take part of the world first time?"
Mom : My Son, First God make a lady called "Eva" and a man called "Adam" and they had babies and we are here due to result of them. It was a chain process.
Son : But mom father says a different thing, He told me that we are coming from apes and they are our ancestors.
Mom : My Son, Absolutely what happened is, he told you about his family background and I am talking about mine.
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent,
so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an
in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As
I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first
applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be
beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?" "Honest?"
replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honesty.
Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for
my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case." "Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?" The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like
each other very much.
One day, while walking through the woods,
and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog
talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet
anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told
them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a
while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he
placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests
were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then
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wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on
board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his
head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world
were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr.
Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wishthat Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in.
They
place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After
two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it
coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: